Starving in Russia

I'm having more fun with Project Natalia than ever before! Figuring I'd keep emailing her as much as possible I sent this out:
Natalia,
Only four short days until we FINALLY get to meet. I'm so exicted; I've made reservations at a top restaurant in New York City. You might as well get used to the good like here in the USA!
Kirk
She responded very quickly; and apparently is starving to death in Moscow. The subject of her email: Important!!!! It's a shame, so I came up with one of my better ideas. Read on...

Hi Kirk!
I cannot live these four days because I do not have money for meal, it is necessary for you to find the western union and to help me with money to not die from famine if tomorrow you will not help me with money I I shall return tickets and to go home.
Natalia!!!!!

And my classic (if I do say so myself) response:

Natalia,
You are so cute! I can't believe that it's only four short days until I can hold you in my hands and kiss you all over.
I do feel bad that you don't have any food, but people can surive for weeks without eating. However because I love you so much and would do ANYTHING for you...
For the next four days I will not eat either. Together we will suffer starvation and end it TOGETHER on the 28th.
How wonderful does that sound? I am so excited, and I just can't hide it :-)
Kirk