Sunday, June 18, 2006

A fist full of Rubles

It's time to go for broke... I decided to have fun and tell Natalia (catch up on Project Natalia) that I was going to Russia with my buddy Vlad. This'll put her in a very interesting postion.

Also, Thanks to Jon for doing some research on this; he dug up some info on girls who used almost the same exact emails word for word! Check here or here or here. I dug up a great site with hundreds(!) of people who actually fell for this scam. Yup PT, there is one born every minute.

My email to Natalia, notice I dangle money in front of here (I'm going to hell, yes):
Hey there Natalia,

I'm pleased you enjoyed my letter and I've got some neat news for you! I mentioned before I work with a guy, Vlad, who is originally from Russia. I was telling him about emailing you; guess what? He told me he was planning on going to Russia this Fall (September/Oct) and hitting St. Petersburg & Moscow. Then he invited me along! How great is that??? He'll show me about and give me some places to stay. Naturally you and I would have to try and meet up somewhere along the line. The only thing is I've got to finangle some vacation time; thankfully money is not a problem its only a few thousand to fly out there. But I don't want to get your hopes up too high, I am short of vacation time. If I beg maybe my boss will give me the time off. What do you think? That'd be fun as hell, right???

Kirk

And what a response! She tells me that she's in love with me BUT it's better for her to come to the US than for me to go to Russia. I'm not sure I buy that; I'll have to come up with something goood to write. Any ideas? Enjoy her email:

Hello my dearest Kirk!

You again today did my day very good!

I understood also your desire to visit Russia and it is very good. If you will visit Russia then you will be Should go in my city and you will remain in my house, but I want to tell to you, that I shall be The first to arrive in the USA. It is very important for me, that I got used to you and saw as you live. Then we can together To go to Russia! What do you think of it? I shall acquaint then you with my family and friends! I went on work with especial feeling and I waited your letter! How are you? I am fine! How at you weather? How your relatives and friends? In the order and all asked to speak my family to you Hello! Now all my family knows about you. I spoke them about you. You know, it was very interesting to my sister And she also asked about you. Mum asked how many to you of years, whether and my daddy has asked you have children.

I answered their questions and we discussed you last night. I spoke my family, that you the good person. After supper we spoke about you only with my mum. You are probable only may guess, that at mum and at the daughter There may be secrets and nobody understands better the daughter as own mother. Mum however warned me, that I to not rush to enter with you relations. I was itself I realize. I have told, that you kind the man and decent. If we had with you relations it would be probably necessary for you to speak with my daddy! he also very good The person. he to care very much of our family. My brother also helps us sometimes. Everyone wish for me only happiness. Kirk, I also thought of you very much. I do not know as you it to speak, but I have to you some feelings. I do not know how to you it to describe. I love you? I do not know....

I can not be sure on 100 percents in it. I for a long time had norelation with men. It can only I have lack of man's attention! No! It really any feeling for you! This inclination is possible? I do not know. But I constantly think of you. Whether to me you very interestingly think of me? Allow me To ask you a question. You think of me? Only tell me fairly. It is very important for me. Your life really Has changed after our acquaintance? You have to me any feelings? Oh, I today shall seems to not sleep much. I shall think of you! I now write you the letter and I write it with warm feelings to you. It is a pity, that in this letter it is impossible to place my feelings.I do not want to rush. But I should you tell, that you are very interesting to me also I think of you. Yes! I think of you. It has taken place very quickly. I only not so long ago have written to you and I already have to you feelings. I do not want to frighten you my Kirk.

Probably for you it is fast slightly, that I to speak you so frankly that I feel to you. All your letters. I to look on I present myself near to me. I do not want, that in your life there were other women. I want, that You thought of me. You think of me? I again ask you this question. Excuse me please. OK? You write other women except for me? Only please tell me it fairly. I can hope for your love? I do not write anybody except for you. You understand about it? Kirk, I now would like to be in USA and to meet you! Probably we would go in restaurant or simply walked. You would like to meet me? You think, that the meeting is necessary for us In the person? I very much would want to meet you in the person. So both of us might solve many things for us! Tell me please, that you to me feel in the following letter. I should you tell, that I feel some kind of love to you.

Probably is silly to speak, that I love you. We never met in the person, but I have to you feelings and I shall be fair with you always. Please, I do not want, that my words of you frightened. Simply I think, that we might be good family together! You see want To create family? There may be I yours soulmate? I want to solve it for me. I absolutely nothing know about how it is possible that we met. I would like to visit USA soon and to look as you live. You would invite me? We might best learn each other. If you want, that I arrived to you inform me.

I probably shall find out more how it is possible to visit USA. There may be you know as it better to make? I only know, that it is necessary to receive some documents. It is the visa. Probably also it is necessary to have the passport for travel. To me some time very would would be desirable to spend with you together. I think, that I very much miss right now you. Today I shall speak with my mum. I shall tell to mum, that I want to go in USA and to meet you. I am ready to change my life to the best.

I want to start to build my happiness. Be possible we can together are very happy. I think, that my family wishes To me only happiness and they will not be against we met. But if I shall go to you in USA you should To write the letter to my parents if you want. I shall translate your letter to my parents and you should promise mum and daddy, That you will care of me. Well, I shall not hurry event. I shall hope, that you also have to me feelings and you Want to meet me in the person.

Allow me to speak my full name! My name Natalia Savina. We already sent some letters and I did not speak you about it.Please, excuse me. OK? I shall be glad to know your full name also! I want to ask you that you answered my questions in this letter. It is very important for me, that you have answered these questions. I once again want to ask you. Whether I can hope for your love? I shall be very happy, if it so! I seriously examine ours with you relations on the Internet and I really want to have with you a meeting. I shall find out about when I can arrive to USA and as it better to make. It will be probable to demand time but if we about shall have desire to meet I shall do all for our meeting. I promise you. Well, write to me as it is possible soon. I shall wait your letter. I hope, that my words did not frighten you. Heave nice Day.

With love, yours Natalia.

1 comments:

Richinski said...

My dearest Kirk. My name is Richinski Putenchaosov. Perhaps know you me from exciting circumnavigation on river Saco. I hook up with motor boat and travel many mile ahead of other canoe and leave behind them. They finding me hours many later, and they pissed. I try break mood. Comment allez vous, Jason? They no laughing, but laughing at me. I putz.